Event Schedule
Horses: Yay or Neigh?
Even the most aether-addled among our readers could
not fail to note the approach of another Heavensturn, and this changing
of the guard promises to be an extra-auspicious one for Gridania. Our
sources on the inside indicate that none other than Nophica, the Matron,
is favored to become the god ascendant this year, and I am sure I speak
for all dwellers of the Twelveswood when I say, "About time!"
Loyal readers know that this reporter is an absolute
martyr to the travel-bug, and has been known to be mistaken for an
outlander right here in Eorzea on account of his irrepressible
worldliness. So it would surprise you not at all if I told you that our
outré friends in the Far East have a custom of naming a totem beast
every Heavensturn. Imagine that! This year they have chosen the "horse,"
a creature so exotic that even I, Oliver Goodfellow, have never
encountered its like. Wild rumors may fly of the horse's herbivorous
diet and four-leggedness, but fortunately for us, the calm voice of
science at the Naturalistic Society tells us that horses are "dyspeptic
of disposition and narrow of face, with a shag along its long neck and a
repulsive lack of substantial coat elsewhere...as vicious as they are
stupid." Huzzah, what a prize!
Now, gentle readers, I know the burning question in all our hearts: what were they thinking? But take it from me, Oliver Goodfellow, that when it comes to outlanders, logic and reasons are not worth seeking, for they do not think as we do! Surely, The Raven is not alone in noting the highly amusing helms sported by these charming barbarians as they take to the streets in a bid to popularize their unspeakable animal. Madcap, indeed!
Now, gentle readers, I know the burning question in all our hearts: what were they thinking? But take it from me, Oliver Goodfellow, that when it comes to outlanders, logic and reasons are not worth seeking, for they do not think as we do! Surely, The Raven is not alone in noting the highly amusing helms sported by these charming barbarians as they take to the streets in a bid to popularize their unspeakable animal. Madcap, indeed!
The Fraternal Order of Chocowackers is said to be
none too happy about these goings-on, and unconfirmed reports suggest
they have exercised their gods-given right to bar the demon-steed from
the Twelveswood. Energetic or excessive? This reporter cannot help but
hope that all involved will comport themselves in accordance with the
spirit of Heavensturn, and the Twelve bless us, every one!
Oliver Goodfellow
Event Rewards
How to Participate
Ever a lover of pomp and ceremony, Damaris will be on
hand during the event to point the way to Heavensturn happenings.
Cultured adventurers are advised to find him and hear what he has to
say.
* Please note that you will be unable to complete this quest after the seasonal event has ended.
* Please note that you will be unable to complete this quest after the seasonal event has ended.
Damaris' Whereabouts
Old Gridania

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